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My Weekend 06/05/2003 |
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I would like to give my brother a title he well deserves after a weekend of shhoting anything that flew or walked past he managed to bad 20 duck 20 rabbits 5 crows and a cat. He missed a brace of plover (plover are highly endangered) (Even Italians would think twice before shooting them) only because I tried to run him over in a range rover, he and some danish prince used 1,500 shotgun cartridges and 120 Rifle Rounds. This represents a fairly astonishing 75lb of Lead distrubuted evenly across Warwickshire. On a seperate note 4 fourteen year olds tried to mug me on Sunday. I kicked one below the ear and spilt the chinese takeaway I was eating which pissed me off. The rest of them buggered off after the fat lad who was there leader hit thwe deck. I also went to a party of eighteen year old girls where the theme was get your tits out. I am afraid to report that I managed an astonishly poor 2 fondles only for which I blame a distinct lack of early evening drinking properly fueled up I could have grabbed 10 pairs and 20 arses before the police came.
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Comment from: Ben 05/06/2003 |
| Oh dear GOd please help us...the only thing worse than Dickie ... his brother |
Comment from: nathan 05/08/2003 |
| lol at dicky. you are truely god's first prototype never meant for mass reproduction |
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