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Wedding Photo's 15/10/2004 |
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You can view my wedding photo's at
http://www.probstette.org/wedding
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| Posted by : Dickie [0 comments]
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My Wedding 14/10/2004 |
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Docker and Betney, you Slags, hurry up and post some decent news here, you can get the best pictures from, www.sandra-richard.co.uk They will go up some time soon, Or you can email Sandra for some early door crackers.
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| Posted by : Dickie [0 comments]
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Look at the links 09/06/2004 |
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I have posted a link to my favourite video clip repeated here
http://www.jogoff.com/worldcup/#
It is funnier than Betney and the larger can
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| Posted by : Dickie [0 comments]
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thought you had to see this 19/04/2004 |
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charles performing a very dangerous task. you'll need quicktime to view it
http://www.cometogether2.co.uk/charlesandrex/charlesknife.MOV
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| Posted by : nathan69 [1 comment]
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Housewarming 19/04/2004 |
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Don't know if any of you still check these pages, but as you're all aware there needs to be a ritual house destruction party soon. Any suggestions of when very welcome, otherwise we'll probably fuck it up before any of you get round to visiting. Let me know.
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| Posted by : Charlie [1 comment]
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My Wedding 04/02/2004 |
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Ed Docker, Charlie, Bully, and Mr Ben Wilder you are all invited, you will get formal invites, but look at www.sandra-richard.co.uk for all the great prizes you might win
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| Posted by : Dickie [1 comment]
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Pretty Ladies 21/12/2003 |
Greetings from the Thailand!
Sorry to miss the traditional Chiswick mayhem but if it's any consolation, it's raining in paradise. And they're playing jingle bells...
...over and over and over...
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| Posted by : Nick & Tanya [3 comments]
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I am Engaged 01/12/2003 |
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Indeed it may mean me calming down but I doubt it. Trust your all as deviant as ever. Major Piss Up looming
Dickie
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| Posted by : Dickie [3 comments]
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Better have it with you... 21/11/2003 |
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If I don't get a world cup as a coming home present, I'll be round yours faster than you can shag a kangaroo to join the tramp in pissing all over Dockers room, and shitting in Nick's shoes. If you know whats good for you you'll bring me some most amusing photos and film footage back as well. Have fun Lads, only one more day to go......
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| Posted by : Charlie [1 comment]
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Photies! 18/11/2003 |
http://www.griffnet.org/ozboys/
For those not mailed by Julian, here is a little taster of the 3 hours of video footage by us so far...
No don't worry it WILL be edited first...
maybe!
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| Posted by : Docker [0 comments]
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Well now.. 15/11/2003 |
I have been on the recieving end of all of these text messages, let me tell you a little story...
Ben is in important company meeting
*phone rings*
Ben, seeing that it was a withheld number thought that it might be a customer picks up the phone.
very noisily Bully shouts down the phone that Ed is having a lapdance, there's tits flying everywhere and that i should probably have a chat to Ed while he was in the pilots seat, so to speak.
Mr Wilder politely declines, apologises to the assembled business colleagues and then returns to the business at hand. After leaving the meeting Mr Wilder proceeds to look up supplier companies for gonad electrocution kits on the internet. He is going to need some tools to work on Bully and Ed when they back from Australia.
Keep it up chaps :) keep me updated as to how badly you have damaged each other.
p.s. Wilderthanyou space coming up ..sorry
A) Been seriously busy
B)Wilderthanyou ran out of space..to be rectified
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| Posted by : Ben [2 comments]
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Text spam-a-tastic! 14/11/2003 |
Just a quick update....
This would be us apologising in advance for all the text messages you will be receiving..... Ooops
See the thing is that with every $10 of sim card calls we buy we get an equivalent amount of sms messages free! and we need to do something with them.
Some of the more amusing responses so far... can you guess who made them?
1)Just finished work, just started drinking
2)Well done...
3)A. Drink on the beaches, drink in the towns, never surrender!
4)B all the way! Unless you meant you and I go to bed...
5)I'm a spaniel woof woof
Well answers to follow
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| Posted by : Docker [1 comment]
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We have Aussie mobiles!! 09/11/2003 |
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You can now abuse us @
Docker +61404307263
Bullshit +61404307267
Looking forward to some dirty abuse!
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| Posted by : Docker + Bully [0 comments]
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Yeah Baby!! 07/11/2003 |
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Well 1/2 there!!!
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| Posted by : Docker + Bully [2 comments]
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Trick or Treat 31/10/2003 |
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Is anyone up for some trick or traeating tonight. I feel driving round with powerful water pistols and squirting turds dressed up as witches will provide some great sport. We can also nick the sweets they have so carefully collected
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| Posted by : Dickie [0 comments]
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24 season 3 30/10/2003 |
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at work surfing the net and spotted that season 3 of 24 has started! I thinkthat this means that we can say goodbye to sunday nights in 3 months (or so) time.
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| Posted by : bully [2 comments]
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I have just rembered something 25/09/2003 |
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I my memory serves me right then I think that ed should be added to the incontinence poll as he is the only one to have been arrested for pissing.
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| Posted by : bully [1 comment]
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Easy now 23/09/2003 |
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Hello Ben
Stumbled across your site- you're mad- but in a nice, comforting way so no worries. Anyway - couldn't figure out shit about what you were up to so I thought I'd drop you a line. What's up? In contact with any bods from StPauls? Still see quite a few of them- mainly N.Londoners like Ollie Franks and Suresh and Rustum.
My email is either nash.cohen@foxtons.co.uk (but am leaving there next week) and my private email is d.evans@fsmail.net. Would be cool to hook up some time soon and catch up.
Easy now
Nash
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| Posted by : Nash Cohen [0 comments]
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Wedding of Miss Emilie Bull To Mr Simon Scofield 10/09/2003 |
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I would like to announce that on saturday the 6th of september a wonderful marrige took place. Some of you were there (no garentee that you would remember!) but a good time was had by all (espesically you the man with a tampon and sparklers up his arse......charlie). ps thanks for not destroying the house!
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| Posted by : Bully [1 comment]
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TRUMP CARDS ! 30/08/2003 |
They're underway ! click the link on the left to find out more!
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| Posted by : Ben [2 comments]
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Bullys excuse... 17/08/2003 |
This is bullys excuse for the mindless depravity we experienced last night...his Raven bar bill
Click here to see the pic!
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| Posted by : ben [2 comments]
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Mr Bull has an accident.. 17/08/2003 |
Words cannot describe the horror i witnessed last night ... Mr wilders wilderthanyou.com comic strip feature opens today with a adult themed shocker.
click here and let Mr Wilder tell you a story....
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| Posted by : Ben [14 comments]
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Wilderthanyou Comic shorts.. 16/08/2003 |
First of a soon to be arriving wilderthanyou comic series, charting the journey of Flanders roads dirtiest inhabitants to alcoholic mayhem.. and beyond (kebab / curry house).
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rwc mk2 01/08/2003 |
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swing low sweet chariot, coming forward to take us to oz! dont plan for ed or myself to be around in nov, as we are going to support the boys down under by drinking as much austrailian beer as possible to deny the ozzies the chance to drink it. Hopefully this will demoralise the team and we will win!
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| Posted by : bully [3 comments]
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Fuckers 23/07/2003 |
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I've just been told I have to move out of my flat in a month, so I've resigned today. I now have to live with my parents until I find somewhere cheap enough to live. I'm planning on drinking a lot in the next month, so watch out boys, Flanders Mansions is not safe. However shit it is, your life is more fun than mine. I hate two faced lying unappreciative cunts (apart from you lot who I love dearly). See you all soon for heavy liver damage, Withnail is back for one month only...
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| Posted by : Withnail [0 comments]
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Mr Wilder in Hardhat incident 23/07/2003 |
Well , a long awaited piccy. Mr Wilder in OIL RIG kit - courtesy of Bully - our resident rigger.
The pub found it funny.
The punters did not.
I on the other hand was oblivious to the fact that i looked like a village people reject after the third absinthe and vodka.
har har har....
fuckers...
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| Posted by : Ben [3 comments]
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Mr. 01/07/2003 |
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For those of you who are at loose end this friday there will be a long awaited reunion of the 45 Cranbrook Rd Vodka Society, led as ever, by our esteemed chairman Mr. Yealland. Mr. Whitfield will be making a full appearance to give a live demonstration to members on the do's and don'ts of engaging members of the opposite sex in after diner conversation after having imbibed sufficient quantities of intoxicating beverage to make an overweight walrus incontinent. As ever all vodka fans are welcome. Meet 7 p.m. at embankment/charing X. Please bring your own Docker-beating sticks.
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| Posted by : Noland [5 comments]
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fear and loathing in dorset 16/06/2003 |
just back from staying at rex's place with betney. Jesus don't feel very relaxed after what was sposed to be a relaxing time. Got sunstroke and nasty motorbike accident wounds. here are some piccies.
1) incase you ever wondered what happens when charles stabs a full can of shaving foam with a knife
http://www.cometogether2.co.uk/rex.jpg
charles on a tractor
http://www.cometogether2.co.uk/tractor.jpg
charles' motorbike wounds
http://www.cometogether2.co.uk/knee.jpg
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| Posted by : nathan69 [0 comments]
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Dickie's Fantastic Girlfriend with big tits 12/06/2003 |
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People have been asking questions about what is going on with my life. I am on Holiday, I have a girlfriend she is a model and has a massive Brain, she is called Sandra, you should all be exceptionally jealous, she is wonderful. The rest of my holiday is also brilliant Everything is dirt cheap in Eastern Europe, I could happily gloat for weeks about how nice Sandra is and what a good time I am having. So just consider that booze is 20p a pint and I am well before you reply
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| Posted by : Dickie [1 comment]
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Bully in gort crack shocker!! 27/05/2003 |
Not content with being a crack whore, Mr Bull has gone one step further, and opposed to the crack whores who sell themselves to buy crack, Nick has re-written the rule book.
A little while ago in a coldish sorta place across the atlantic a drunken Bully heads off to buy some porn after a gentle nights drinking, unable to find some porn he stumbles across a group of redneck Canadians drinking beers....
Next thing he knows there is a porn mag being passed around this "Grot house" and before long it was his turn.... and to quote the man himself "my head is fucked........"
We can't leave him alone for 30 secs...
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| Posted by : Docker [2 comments]
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Summer Holiday 24/05/2003 |
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As summer rolls around, a few selected gentlemen have gathered together. Their mission? To get absolutely FILTHY in the name of rest and recreation. The date? 16th-22nd July. The place? Some random campsite in Newquay (to whom we have had to pay danger money or summat) If you've got nothing better to do, if you like beer and if you can find them, maybe you can join...the D-Team! (dramatic music) Speak to meself, Simon or Ciaran for more details. Fall Out!
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| Posted by : johnnie [0 comments]
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celebdaq 23/05/2003 |
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Any one who plays celebdaq and fancys joining a wilderthanyou league send me you id no.
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| Posted by : Bully [0 comments]
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RWC? 16/05/2003 |
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This is going to appear a very silly thing to ask but.....does anyone fancy going to austrailia in october for 5 weeks or so? I would like to go and watch a little rugby, and the weather aint bad and the beer is fucking good. Should only (?) cost about 5 grand! Any one interested?
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| Posted by : Bully [3 comments]
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Bully? 13/05/2003 |
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Where the fuck is Bully and when is he coming back? Has he been arrested and sacked yet?
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| Posted by : Charlie [3 comments]
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Lady 12/05/2003 |
I hope you've got your thank you present
if not well um sorry its coming soon
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| Posted by : Lucy [1 comment]
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Just to Cunt you all off 06/05/2003 |
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I am going on a massive fuck off holiday. 6 weeks in Eastern Europe including meeting up with a very attractive girl. 4 weeks on Pacific Islands
A bit in Oz and SA two weeks in Game Parks and a week white water rafting on the nile, and then possibly barbados. So just address me as cunt from now on
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| Posted by : Dickie [1 comment]
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My Weekend 06/05/2003 |
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I would like to give my brother a title he well deserves after a weekend of shhoting anything that flew or walked past he managed to bad 20 duck 20 rabbits 5 crows and a cat. He missed a brace of plover (plover are highly endangered) (Even Italians would think twice before shooting them) only because I tried to run him over in a range rover, he and some danish prince used 1,500 shotgun cartridges and 120 Rifle Rounds. This represents a fairly astonishing 75lb of Lead distrubuted evenly across Warwickshire. On a seperate note 4 fourteen year olds tried to mug me on Sunday. I kicked one below the ear and spilt the chinese takeaway I was eating which pissed me off. The rest of them buggered off after the fat lad who was there leader hit thwe deck. I also went to a party of eighteen year old girls where the theme was get your tits out. I am afraid to report that I managed an astonishly poor 2 fondles only for which I blame a distinct lack of early evening drinking properly fueled up I could have grabbed 10 pairs and 20 arses before the police came.
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| Posted by : Dickie [2 comments]
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Canada 25/04/2003 |
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Hey ho,
Am now sitting in calgary and thought that I should contact you to tell you that you must record 24 for me. I am going to try not to watch it over here if i can, but after a trip to the pub this might not happen. Although I do promise not to spoil it for you all......well not much!
If you want to get hold of me tough! Ask ben he might give you my email address....
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| Posted by : Bully [0 comments]
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Help, I think I went to a party friday night? 14/04/2003 |
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Can anyone help me patch together what happened on friday night! I remember up to about 10pm...but then things go a little fuzzy, I know I dodged a taxi fair going to west hamsted (told to me by another taxi driver, who I had to pay extra too), someone has also suggested I was in shepherds bush (news to me). ..............The next event I recall is waking up with my head stuck to the sofa with chocolate cake (I am still pulling bits of it out of my ear) the next morning. Any idea how I got home? Bloddy bitch piss docker.
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| Posted by : Bully [0 comments]
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Ski trip eminent 28/03/2003 |
Danger Danger[/b[]
Ben is going to be home alone for a whole week as Messers Bull, Stevenson and Docker embark on another liver failing ski trip!
More details to follow in 1 week!
The book stands so far as
1-2 favourite - At least 1 member of the trip either hospitalised or arrested.
3-1 - Same as above odds but with 2 people in those situations.
10-1 Death of someone either in our party or because of our party.
100-1 All ten of us wiped out in a freak avalanche (No comments please bert)
Minimum bet £5, betting ends midday Euro time Saturday
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| Posted by : Docker [6 comments]
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the survey is shit 10/03/2003 |
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Betney is clearly the most incontinent. At University Betney shat in his bed Threw up in my clean washing Pissed in my Fish tank and killed my fish On the other hand Mr Bull Whilst pissed has had nothing more than the occasional tactical chunder What is this survey shit I assume it is charlie voting for Bully to cover up his own inadequcies
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| Posted by : Dickie [4 comments]
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Girls next door in Booze-a-thon Shocker 28/02/2003 |
hmmm,
The girls next door managed to out drink the Flanders mansions drinking contingent last weekend .. although one of them was discovered very drunk and rather vomitty ...in my bed... with her date ..
sounds like something WE do..
to address this situation , were gonna have to get at least one of us in hospital this weekend to make up for last weekends booze shortfall..
suggestions welcome....
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| Posted by : Ben [4 comments]
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dicky 27/02/2003 |
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Dicky blew 11,000 on juventus to beat man u the other night. Wilder can u please delete from joke section made a mistake. thanks and please don't say how you found out
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| Posted by : nathan69 [2 comments]
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I'm Back onlin baby 23/02/2003 |
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As if I've ever been online before
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| Posted by : Bertie [0 comments]
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In Japn 29/01/2003 |
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I have just arrived in Japan, Its full of school girls on bikes - watch it Wilder! Debaucher will soon occor. Going to some filthy clubs in Tokyo at the weekend...
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| Posted by : Daffy [8 comments]
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JELLY WRESTLING 16/01/2003 |
Ben and Bert are soon to run a new mid-week entertainment night over at flanders Mansions in Chiswick..
THE NIGHT ...THE JELLY...AND YOU!
Please feel free to pop by, Your own jelly is a must though. we like rasberry here.
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| Posted by : Ben [2 comments]
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How to get drunk while watching TV 20/12/2002 |
Pop quiz time....
Q.How can three people get drunk in the pub while watching TV at home?
A. Easy if those three people are Bertie, Ben and myself.... 3 Visits in 1 night each one progressivly worse than the previous and with less time....
See forthcoming spreadsheet chronologically accounting for our alcohol consumption
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| Posted by : Ben [1 comment]
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Bully, Betney, James and Rex . oh my 03/12/2002 |
Last night, down the raven .hrm. i get a text at 3 pm saying theyre in the hart doing shooters. At 6 pm i catch them at the Raven and theyre looking fine. I go home to do some work , and come back for a few later.
For starters , they broke Bully, who stood up , mumbled something then missed his chair and collapsed on the floor. Second . Betney - Farting in a womens face , when she was doing that?. truly an acheivement sir. Rex,you fell throught the floor into someone elses bathroom - while they were on the toilet ? truly an achievment sir. James, glad your still harrassing Rhinos and employing servants - always an achievement sir
Im just very glad that none of you have changed a bit :)
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| Posted by : Ben [0 comments]
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OOPS Amsterdam AHOY!! 31/10/2002 |
OOOH SHit, Saturday evening in the raven, ben, ed , bully and Rex started drinking filthy shots...after the Mescal went down , all decided that we should borrow the yellow pages from the bar staff and fly to amsterdam immediately to finish off saturday night
We made the flight by one minute (cos it was delayed - fate obviously). We woke up yesterday in the middle of the red light district. Im writing this from a lovely little coffe shop next to a place where women vandalise themselves in windows. Photos to follow shortly If we even get home...
CLICK HERE FOR FEATURE
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| Posted by : Ben [5 comments]
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Uncle Knackers! 30/10/2002 |
You will no doubt be pleased to learn that I am now the proud owner of a nephew.
My brother's wife gave birth to the little blighter at 7.30am on Monday 28th October.
No name has been decided yet but I am pushing for something traditional like Zeus or Agamemnon. You can't beat the classics.
I am pictured holding young Agamemnon (I am on the right and Prem, the mummy, is being lazy in bed in the backgroud). Note that by the use of the blue-steel look I have given the scene an overall impression of joy and optimism for the future.
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| Posted by : Ben [3 comments]
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Thanks Ben 23/10/2002 |
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Due to the planning meeting last night about future content for this site, I have a headache
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| Posted by : Bertie [3 comments]
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Knackersoft! 21/10/2002 |
Today a select few IT professional recieved the release of Knackersofts latest game. So impressed were we here at wilderthanyou, that we've obtained a copy to distribute over the web .
Key Quest 2002: Another inspired game from KnackerSoft sees you reprise the
role of Butt Steel. Stylishly done and visually impressive this game is a
must have for those who like their thrills subtle and their pants wet. Go
and get it now!!
Knackers is a seasoned Spreadsheet developer, specializing in Games for excel and animal porn. He lives in Fulham with his three cats, the mintons.
Click Here To Download!
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| Posted by : Ben [2 comments]
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Upcoming news 19/10/2002 |
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Ben is about to partake of a menage a trois with Shuna Beckett and Philippa Bishop. Stay tuned for news of how it prgresses.
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| Posted by : Ben [3 comments]
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NEW WILDERTHANYOU.COM 16/10/2002 |
Welcome to the brand new wilderthanyou.com website. Mr Wilder decided to tidy up the old one by removing all of the unused code and gubbins and whackin' together a new flashy version .. you likey likey? hope so . Any comments , please point them at ben@wilderthanyou.com.
If your interested the sites been built using coldfusion 5.0 , an MS access database and Adobe photoshop for the images..
*hears sound of snoring*
...fuckers
Anyway, new features up ! Nice Work Trip, Limouges Summer holiday and lots more coming soon!
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