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Mr Bull has an accident.. 17/08/2003 |
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Comment from: Docker 09/04/2003 |
Too right Mr Probst, especially after he did a repeat performance two weeks later and not only pissed himself, but it seeped through onto one said "MrsBully" and through the sheets into the party hostesses bed!
not to mention that he had been sick only moments before.... same placing etc.. |
Comment from: john 17/08/2003 |
| I don't know what's worse..his arse smoking a butt or his pee pee in all its glory. By the way, who's wrapped up in the clingfilm? Has Flanders Mansions become an S&M club at the weekend? |
Comment from: Landlord of 52 Flanchford Mansions 17/08/2003 |
Dear Tenants,
I would like to draw to your attention clause 4.b in your rental agreement that stipulates "No incontinent retards are allowed in the flat".
Due to the clear breach of contract, and you inability to control Mr Bull, I will be installing a urinal in the living room of your flat. Please make sure he uses it.
Yours,
Landlord. |
Comment from: Griffnet 17/08/2003 |
| Shit. I thought I was bad, but Bully has taken the stakes to new heights. This is a challenge. I'm going to have to come up with some seriousely depraved pee pee antics to better that.
No, its not possible.
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Comment from: Mrs Bully 17/08/2003 |
| Darling, I am so proud! Especially of the fact that you never do these things around me. You have one week to get it out of your system before I return to London. Go you good thing! |
Comment from: bully 17/08/2003 |
| there is a good reason why this happened. It must be understood by all that I had started drinking at 11am and gone on to consume a large amount of lager while watching the middlesex sevens. On arrival in chiswick it was straight in to the raven fo cocktails and many other dirty drinks before finally leaving at 11pm having spent 90 quid. I was asleep at the time the pictured event took place It wassent me!!!!! |
Comment from: Charlie 17/08/2003 |
| It was revolting. I was thouroughly traumatised. That image will haunt me for the rest of my life.
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Comment from: ben 17/08/2003 |
| Fucker.. |
Comment from: Bigger Docker 18/08/2003 |
| Bully you are a fucking legend.
However, judging by the photographic evidence, B must love you for your sparkling personality rather than your ability to deliver the goods in the bedroom!!!!!
KUTGW, you do however, have to beat Rob Bridge's table topping effort of shitting on his own window sill at Uni, before you are elevated to legendary status. |
Comment from: Major 18/08/2003 |
| Jokers the lot of you... |
Comment from: Docker 18/08/2003 |
| Oh my God!!
I am so glad I was asleep when this ocurred... NICK Your rent for staying here has doubled and you are only allowed to use Bert's bed with rubber sheets, Come to think about it it's not the first time you've pissed in a fire place! |
Comment from: Badger 20/08/2003 |
| I would just like to point out that although my picture appears alongside those of Mr Bull, the wet patch on my skirt is nothing to do with a urinary incident and was merely the product of Julian being over-enthusiatic with a beer can. Would also like to point out that badgers are the best mammals on the earth and that anyone who says that they eat cows alive is clearly trying to blacken their name. Also would like to ask Ben why, when Bully was weeing on your decks, you didn't try to stop him and just took photographs instead?? Does your music system still work?? |
Comment from: Rekz 24/08/2003 |
| Utterly depraved, the absolute bastard. The only solution is to have his willy sewn up. Any volunteers? Needent take the job too seriously, a quick session with a stapler should do it. PS sorry B, I understand that this may diminish his allure but sadly there is no alternative. |
Comment from: butros 25/08/2003 |
| No way are you coming in here again.
Perhaps we should have some words,
(Gianfranco Zola advises less of the booze encourages........ |
Comment from: DIckie 31/08/2003 |
| I feel this vindicates my comments totally regarding the incontience poll I said more than nine months ago Bully was by far the most incontient. Betney has only ever pissed in my fishtank, Bully on the other hand makes a major habit of pissing around the house. In fact I should go as far as to suggest that a Major BBC documentary series should be made from the places he has had an early release |
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