Ben, Emilly, Bertie, Juliet, Rex, Teddy(Ed), Charlie, Nick and Lucy wandered over to France for a week of Liver bending action....
Journey there:
Le vieux Bourg - Holiday extrodinaire...
Wandering to France hardly explains being stranded in the middle of nowhere on a French platform for three hours whith no shade in the hot hot sun. - Bert
True, that wasn't all , we drank the train out of beer too, so dehydration set in at an early point. Got there eventually , mind. Before this , we'd managed a 3 hour delicious lunch detour in paris to get properly hammered. -Ben
beer amenities:
The beer pump inebriated everyone from arrival till it went stale.On the second barrel of course. - Bert
Beer was delivered by a french person and in half keg barrels. With a large proportion of the holiday makers being in th bar/catering industry, the beer was set up in record time, and then drunk in record time. Betney could usually be found early in the morning, breakfasting underneath the tap. - Ben
Dungeon facility:
The oubliette was a tiny dungeon only Rex could fit in. But was the perfect setting for the Blair twich project. - Bert
Rex and betney were caught in an act of manly love in the dungeon on video (out soon on all formats), it also provided a safe lager house , were the men could go and have a quiet beer, cos the girls were too scared to venture down . - Ben
Carpentry detail:
In order to earn our keep, Carpenters sumpremo Bert and Charlie managed to botch up a floor in the basework. The work was of top quality, and any other jobs come up can be directed at my email address - Bert
yep , they did a fine job although they were pissed 24/7 - Ben
Evening Drinks:
Evening drinks were a very well thought out affair, entire shopping trips being dedicated to booze purchase and vodka scouting. There being more booze than you could shake a stick at, Betney stepped in and pulled together buckets of white wine sangria and fruity pink numbers that could strip wallpaper at 6 feet. - Ben
Food:
Food was out of this world, being prepared mainly by resident chef juliet, although every one lent a hand. Steak , sausage , home made quiche, cheese galore, The finest wines (and in the largest quantity) - Ben
Haircut- a go go :
I managed to experience 2 haircuts on holiday , being made to look like B.A then having a just a mohawk. Although my scalp was graffitied at a later date with permanent marker by ed and Bert. -Ben
Out door excercise:
Nick and Ben went fishing a coupla times , but with no luck .. we did find slugs tho.. - Ben
Indoor excersise:
Table tennis was played alot, usually so drunk that we could barely see, handy table tennis room in the basement , lots of bats and balls available, lucky as we lost about 30 balls and spare bats were used as torture instruments. - Ben
The tennis table also had a good trick of collapsing on your foot - Bert
House:
As an example of the size of this play pen, forty forty was a very popular game. If not slightly scary - What? not everyone likes running around dark rooms! - Bert
Freak - Ben
Explosions:
Teddies fettish for explosions, never ceased to cause trouble. I'm sure they didn't make red bangers that big in my day! umpf umpf - Bert
Trip to the lake:
A civilised trip to a lake with a sandy beach degenerated when Ben revealed his Mowawk. - Bert
Dont think the kiddies liked that one hehehe - Ben
Urg:
as for other stimulants .. 4 and a half wizards arrived with us ..Bingo - Ben
Nicks Grape orifice challenge:
Manackers enjoyed stuffing 20 grapes into his body - anywhere... - Bert
Ive never seen anything like it - Ben
Meal out at restaurant:
As in all holiday's the meal out was a dangerous affair. Delicous food, (But not a patch on Jules' cooking). - Bert
The waiters didnt like my haircut at their swanky restaurant. Wankers - Ben
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